Friday, August 28, 2015

This Is The Kind Of Day I Am Having

Having the worst frickin' day. First I accidentally deleted 28 seasons of COPS that took me a month to download. Couldn't recover them because they didn't go into my trash bin. Then I hear this cat meowing by our door and find it's the neighbor's chunkasaurus rex trying to get into our place again. I try to usher him out of our home as my own scaredy cat just decided let this huge interloper run free.

As I was about to gently push him out the door he dug a claw into me that hit a vein in my hand and I am currently spurting blood. Now I have this bump left over that looks like poison from the time I was bit by a rattle snake and needed to have someone suck out the poison to save my life. So likely I will be dead by morning and the cause of my death will be the GLEEP or the CAT PLAGUE.

I think I am getting the Cat Plague from my scratch. This is the same way the KGB got that journalist they didn't like. I should have my blood analyzed for the ensyme that may give me the Cat Scratch Fever as well. I have already hacked up a hairball and can feel an urge to lick my balls - well more than the usual daily compulsion.

It's a full moon tonight and I do feel like transforming into a great cat beast but...MEH. I have to get up early for Farmer's Market before all the Hillbillies arrive.

But I do so under protest. Since I am now Patient Zero of this Cat Plague I really should be more socially conscious. But I need a bratwurst with hot mustard or what is the sense of going to the Farmers Market in the first place. So if this is the beginning of a great series of mysterious deaths in my town I want it known that I didn't mean to hurt anyone.

But damn those bratwurst are good.

Cosplay This Week


Morning Captions


Happy 98th Birthday Jack Kirby

Still the KING.

 He forgot more about art that most people ever learned.