After several deadly escalator accidents in China in recent weeks, the government has started posting these signs to inform everyone on how to survive an encounter with this transport device. What if I can't make the jump across the chasm? Is that just a crappy day at the mall for me? Do I deserve to be ground up in the gears? The worst part is that usually this kind of thing is just left to be a danger to the poor people unfortunate enough to be too tired to climb the stairs.
Not that my hatred for this guy needed any prompting, this looks like a fun thing to watch. I am sure I will find out that Trump was an asshole all along and that he has only become a larger pile of shit as he has gotten older.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.