What could be the defence her lawyer is going with? How was the squirrel involved? Did she actually stab her husband with the squirrel or did he fall down on the squirrel over and over again like these woman often claim when their man is found dead with a squirrel sticking out of his chest. Not everyone can buy a gun but everyone CAN find a squirrel to use as a weapon. I bet she just had the squirrel just lying around and not secured in the gun safe. That is a recipe for disaster. More people who own squirrels and have them in the home end up killing a loved one with them more often than you would think.
Well that is what happens when you come back on Christmas Eve without beer. End of story. Not guilty. Move along everyone. Nothing more to see here.
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Well, ANY violent intent involving procurement of rodents should start with a 5-day wait period.
Assault with the deadly squirrel. Is there any other kind?
She could have stabbed his nuts and added to the joke Trifecta.
If you outlaw squirrels, only outlawas will have squirrels!
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