Saturday, February 1, 2014

ANOTHER ONE?

 
Let me understand this. First of all you are a pet owner who lets your pet roam free in the neighborhood; a neighborhood that is full of prey; prey that takes the form of suburban housewives who would be MISSED! You are so hooped. Call animal control right now while the beast has been fed and will sleep it off for a couple of hours. Tell them to bring all they got and put down this monster for good. This is why I hope the idea to clone dinosaurs the size of housecats never gets off the ground. They would eat anything smaller than a toddler once they got into the real world.
 
Kill this giant lizard before you take the rap for his murderous and totally preventable behavior. It's all the advice I have for you, my fellow pet owner.

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