Monday, February 10, 2014

That's Perverse!

 
If that is true then why don't they talk to me or make the toilet paper float around the room. That would at least be entertaining. No wonder I need to find something to read when I go to the bathroom. But that solitude lasts for as long as it takes the cat to realize I am in there and that he now has a captive audience. Some days I think I would prefer the ghosts. They are less demanding.
 

3 comments:

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

Which is worse, Ghosts or Jeff Goldblum?

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Dr. Theda said...

No... the "ghost" here would just sometimes loudly slam the wall while you are sitting on the toilet ....

Nathan said...

And according to Muhammad, jinn can fly up your butt while you poop.