Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Bitch, That is COLD!

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Bitch, That is COLD!

If these two crazy kids can't make it work then what hope is there for any one of us to find love? She only loved him for his corpse. Damn Charlie, we have ALL been there. Am I right, my brothers??

You may recall reports from last year that sadistic criminal Charles Manson was preparing to tie the knot with Afton Burton - a woman 53 years his junior.

Well, the wedding has been called off for the most peculiar of reasons: the bride-to-be wanted Manson’s corpse.

According to journalist Daniel Simone, Burton’s wished to marry the cult figure so that she could put his remains on display in a glass crypt and make money from curious crowds.

Sorry we can’t report on a happier love story for Valentine’s Day

7 comments:

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: You just know some executive is hounding her for the movie rights as we speak.; February 11, 2015 at 1:22 PM
Dr. Theda said...: Thank you for this great laugh....
she only loved him for his "body"....LOL; February 11, 2015 at 1:38 PM
DrGoat said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; February 11, 2015 at 2:40 PM
DrGoat said...: They obviously belong together, on display in a window.; February 11, 2015 at 2:42 PM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: That brings a tear to my eye . . . a tear of laughter!; February 11, 2015 at 5:56 PM
Kal said...: You are just cynical about love.; February 11, 2015 at 6:34 PM
david_b said...: "...Love bites, eh Charlie..?"

Well, back to 'Most Eligible'.

"C'mon ladies, he's waitin'...."; February 12, 2015 at 4:33 AM