Friday, March 13, 2015

When I Have To Fight The Enemy On Their Own Terms




 
The fire sword is really just for show though it does cut through tentacles like a hot knife through octopus butter. Thank you Lego for finally putting some effort into research and development to solve the Cephalopod problem and solve it once and for all. Only when we can fight the beast on his home turf will we ever be successful against them.
 

4 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Is that other thing supposed to be a whip or an anal probe?

j-swin said...

I have to take out counterpoint, Kal. With a spherical shape like that, a cephalopod will have no problems encasing you in eight directions of death. We need to develop hovercrafts with harpoons to drag them onto dry land, only then can the onslaught truly be ours to deal out with swift and merciless calculation.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I can fill his ass with pressurized air bullets that will drag him to the surface as he slowly explodes from within. Let's test the limits of his skin expansion under pressure.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I will bring them too you. You can scoop up the scraps on the surface while enjoying the tropical sun.