Monday, January 15, 2018

One The Next Very Special Episode Of The Love Boat


It Will If I Move Your Seat Down The Hall, Near The Jr High Bathrooms.

So stop trying to overthrow my dictatorship you rebellious little thug. Were you born a bad seed or were you a victim of bad parenting? I don't care. You came to kill the king with your mouthy t-shirt and you failed so I had to snap you back to pre-K.

The Color Of The Day Is Pink


If You Want To Be Murdered By A Close Family Member Then Keep Making The Puns

89% of these Pun Masters rarely live the year if they feel like they have to share their puns with those they live with and often others outside the family. That expands the number of people who would want to kill the person making the pun but it's not too large a circle that the police can't find the killer easily and quickly. Work or home or anywhere else these punsters interact with humanity and create the kind of murderous rage that places their lives in danger are suspect rich environments.
You see what I am talking about?

I Think She Is Trying To Seduce Me


Robert Crumb - Cartoonist [1992]

Mondays With Mary Jane